vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

dirtandleather:

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

the-ice-castle:

You know, one thing i like about Mulan is how Yao, Ling and Chien Po don’t really seem to care about the fact that Mulan is a girl.

I mean, when they find out, they are visibly perplexed

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But even so, they rush and try to help her when she’s about to get killed

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After this, they all seem quite depressed about having to leave her behind (and when Shang ignores her)

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And when she shows up and takes action, they gladly follow her lead

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And they even rock some crossdressing, like she did

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(btw they just missed a great opportunity to make Shang crossdress here, shame on you movie)

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Honestly, i just think this needs more appreciation. Because to them, Mulan didn’t have to prove herself again, just because she is a girl. She already earned their friendship and respect when she was ‘Ping’, and that was enough.

I’ve been trying to figure out the table design for my dining room in my home…

dirtbaby2016:

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trust:

gothgirlsgotogivenchy:

fuckyeahfeminists:

buzzfeed:

Chris Brown sitting down while Frank Ocean receives his award just to remind everyone in America’s he’s the absolute worst.

Whatever, CB. This will always be in infamy & comfort me (somewhat)

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thank you jay-z 

mancharm:

lord-kitschener:

thenatsdorf:

“Another!…Another!…”

She screm 4 the kissies

Same

y'all mind if i

yassmines:

can’t…im shy

therealtyler:
“ positive-memes:
“Good ghost is good
”
This is the best, kindest ghost. This is the Halloween I want to celebrate.
”

therealtyler:

positive-memes:

Good ghost is good

This is the best, kindest ghost. This is the Halloween I want to celebrate.

iguanamouth:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
this photo is edited the original looks like this
”

iguanamouth:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

this photo is edited the original looks like this

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floozys:

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

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wigmund:

jhameia:

tastefullyoffensive:

Same. (via matsuda98)

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

leave that sewer goblin alone

k-eke:
“Clean Clean * * *
”

k-eke:

Clean Clean * * * 

otterish:

Cops to white people:

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SHENPAI